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Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition

AD/Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition

Posted on November 15, 2023November 15, 2023 by jenny

We love a new game and were recently sent Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition. This is an adult version of the hit game from Exploding Kittens for ages 17+ where you must “speak good or get spanked with stick”!

Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition

Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition

The game is quick to learn. Players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases like “glory hole” and “sex robot.” The catch is that they are only allowed to use single syllable words. If they use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank them with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. Yes, really – you can see why it is NSFW.

Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition

Can you get grandma to guess “gimp mask” before time runs out? It’s a board game that forces you to explain complicated ideas using simple vocabulary while sounding a little bit dumb. Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals.

The game was easy to learn and really fun to play. We usually play family games so this was a little different and will be kept for grown up dinner parties (or when the kids are a lot older!). You can play it with 2 people but we found it was more fun with 3 or more. I can see us getting this out next time we have some friends round, and it will be lots of fun over the Christmas holidays!

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition has a RRP £19.99 and is available from the Exploding Kittens website  if you fancy your own copy.

Essential information:

What’s inside the box: 200 cards, 1 sand timer, 2 game boards and inflatable spank stick

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is priced £19.99

Perfect for ages 17 and over

Can be played by 2+ players

A game takes around 15 minutes

 

Take a look at some of our other reviews of Exploding Kittens games:

Exploding Minions

A Little Wordy

Exploding Kittens

Zombie Kittens

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4 thoughts on “AD/Poetry for Neanderthals – Not Safe for Work Edition”

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  2. Helen says:
    November 15, 2023 at 10:41 pm

    Getting this for my husband for Christmas!

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