I have a little cBeebies addict, never happier than watching some of his favourite programmes, such as Chuggington, Mike the Knight and of course Mr Tumble. The man behind Mr Tumble, the very talented Justin Fletcher, has just released his first book for pre-schoolers, titled My First Justin’s Jokes.
The book is aimed at 2 years+ so perfect for my toddler. We’ve had lots of fun reading the jokes and looking at the pictures of Justin dressed up. Our favourite joke has to be –
What do you call an angry pea?
Grump pea!
The book includes jokes about animals and food as well as a range of seasonal jokes. Perfect entertainment for your little people. RRP Β£4.99
Giveaway:
I have 5 copies of the new book My First Justin’s Jokes by Justin Fletcher to giveaway to readers of the gingerbread house.
To enter simply tell me your favourite joke in a comment below.
For an extra entry you can tell others about the competition using the Retweet button below.
For an extra entry follow me via Networked Blogs or subscribe to my blog via email. I have lots of exciting competitions coming up and I would hate for you to miss out!
The Rules: the competition closes at midnight on May 6th and is open to UK residents only. The winners will be selected at random and contacted using the email address or twitter name supplied. If any of the winners does not reply within 3 days the competition will be redrawn. Good luck! The winnersβ names will be announced on this blog post.
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***** The giveaway is now closed and the winners are Susan D, Helen, Becky Gower, Ashleigh and Cheryll H *****
Liz Burton
April 27, 2012 at 3:01 pmOh my. Daughter LOVE Justin and has just started telling jokes – mostly totally random and unfunny.
She caught me out with this one the other day though:
“Which hand do you use to wipe your bum with Mum?”
“My left hand”
“Eeeeerrrr that’s disgusting, I use toilet paper!!” cue hysterical falling about.
Liz Burton
April 27, 2012 at 3:02 pmRT’d @missielizzieb. Thanks for the competition
Susan Mann
April 27, 2012 at 3:08 pmMy oldest tells me this joke. Why did the banana not go to school?
Because he wasn’t peeling well. lol
Susan Mann
April 27, 2012 at 3:10 pmI follow via networked blogs. x
tracy nixon
April 27, 2012 at 3:59 pmThis is my 6 year old daughter’s latest joke!…
Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey?
Because she was always running away from the ball!
tracy nixon
April 27, 2012 at 3:59 pmI have tweeted!@tracyknixon
tracy nixon
April 27, 2012 at 4:00 pmI am following via Google connect! Thank you x
Kirsty Fox
April 27, 2012 at 10:06 pmHow do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon (poke him on)
Facebook – Kirsty Fox
Twitter – @bloomingfox
Email – robertfox24 [at] aol [dot] com
Kirsty Fox
April 27, 2012 at 10:08 pmI have tweeted – @bloomingfox
Kirsty Fox
April 27, 2012 at 10:08 pmI am subscribed via email – robertfox24 [at] aol [dot] com
SusanD1408
April 28, 2012 at 9:18 amMy sons favorite joke is why did the chicked cross the road – because he wanted to
SusanD1408
April 28, 2012 at 9:19 amtweeted about: https://twitter.com/#!/susand1408/status/196151600522334208
SusanD1408
April 28, 2012 at 9:20 amFollowing on network blogs
esther james
April 28, 2012 at 10:48 amMy little girl hasn’t told me any jokes yet but I remember this one from when I was little- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head- Cliff! @esthermate
esther james
April 28, 2012 at 10:49 amretweeted @esthermate
esther james
April 28, 2012 at 10:50 amI already subscribe by email
JOSEPH WARD
April 29, 2012 at 2:41 pmTHIS IS FROM MY SON JOSEPH WARD AGED 11
IVE JUST SPENT THE LAST 2 WEEKS SAT ON A LARGE HARD BOOK…………………….. IT WAS MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY!
lynne
April 29, 2012 at 3:13 pmwhat’s the best time to go to the dentist?
2.30!!!
James Spicer
April 29, 2012 at 3:43 pmONE ARMED BUTLERS- THEY CAN TAKE IT BUT THEY CANT DISH IT OUT!
Lynsey Buchanan
April 29, 2012 at 5:54 pmMy daughter newest joke is
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Bear
Bear Who
Bear Bum
Jonathan Smith
April 29, 2012 at 6:43 pmWhat fish is asked to sign autographs?
A starfish
Jonathan Smith
April 29, 2012 at 6:43 pm@blackburn_jonny
kirsty meredith
April 29, 2012 at 8:11 pmMy sons is knock knock whose there? Doris Doris Who!?
Dor is closed please knock!!!!
Rachael G
April 29, 2012 at 8:29 pmWhy did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…
Rachael G
April 29, 2012 at 8:31 pmHave also tweeted @rachiegr
Ian Brooks
April 29, 2012 at 11:09 pmPeople say Prison does n’t work.
But Nelson Mandela has n’t reoffended has he?
(My Fave Joke!)
JoC
April 30, 2012 at 5:35 pmWhat is black, white and red?
…a sunburnt penguin π
(the old ones are the best)
Helen
April 30, 2012 at 10:12 pmMy granddaughter’s favourite joke is: What is a crocodile’s favourite game Snap? and you have to laugh at it so loud and so long as if you’ve never heard it before, even if she tells you it five times a day, bless her heart xxx
Helen
April 30, 2012 at 10:13 pmI’ve retweeted (unsure whether I had to tell you that I’d done this in a separate comment, apologies if I shouldn’t have). My twitter name is @Fiery_Fiend (I’m not fiery though just a very nice grandma, ha ha) xxx
jenny
April 30, 2012 at 10:45 pmEither way is fine! Many thanks for entering π
nikki lane
May 1, 2012 at 11:15 amMy son’s favourite at the moment (changes regulary) is one that he heard on Justin’s Gigglebiz show
man – Dr Dr i feel like a pair of curtains
dr – Well pull yourself together then.
He didn’t get it at first but when we explained it he found it hilarious, now i think everyone has heard it umpteen times!
have tweeted @mattalex2008
xx
nikki lane
May 1, 2012 at 11:17 amHave tweeted @mattalex2008
(sorry if i didn’t need to post that seperatly)
xx
Solange
May 1, 2012 at 2:16 pmHow do you get get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon
CLAIR
May 1, 2012 at 11:04 pmDoctor, doctor I’ve got wind can you give me something?
Yes-here is a kite!
BOOM-BOOM!
scrabblerachel@hotmail.co.uk
May 1, 2012 at 11:59 pmOne of my son’s many jokes is “How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!”
scrabblerachel@hotmail.co.uk
May 2, 2012 at 12:00 amRetweeted @tammyRachel
the mummy adventure
May 2, 2012 at 9:49 pmWe went to the zoo but there was only one dog. It was a shitzu
jenny
May 2, 2012 at 9:51 pmThat made me spit out my tea! Fab joke π
@BlueBearWood
May 3, 2012 at 9:02 amJoke girls love-
Q: What’s the best cheese to hide a pony in?
A: Marscapone … boom boom!
@BlueBearWood
May 3, 2012 at 9:03 amFollowing Networked blogs (anthea) and tweeted.
cheryl.lovell
May 3, 2012 at 6:42 pmA classic: knock knock, who’s there, doctor, doctor who!
karen
May 3, 2012 at 9:23 pmHow did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !!!!
Claire Butler
May 3, 2012 at 10:05 pmHow did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!
Claire Butler
May 3, 2012 at 10:06 pmHAVE TWEETED VIA TWEET BUTTON @BBDIVA1977
Claire Butler
May 3, 2012 at 10:06 pmfollowing via networked blogs
siobhan marie
May 4, 2012 at 12:51 amwhats brown blue and white a fridge in climbing a tree in a wrangler a jacket ! why is it funny i dont know i think the whole point is it dosent make sense lol my mum use to always tell me this when i was little and burst out laughing i think she might see a different side to it haha x
Kelly Hooper
May 4, 2012 at 9:31 amMy 4 year old has one joke she likes to tell
Where do fish keep their money? in a river bank
LEAH SULLIVAN
May 4, 2012 at 11:59 amWHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A RADIATOR?
CENTRAL BLEATING!
LEAH SULLIVAN
May 4, 2012 at 12:00 pmTWEETED @LSULLYSULLIVAN
ashleigh
May 4, 2012 at 7:40 pmWhy did Hansel eat all the liquorice off the witch’s house?
It takes all sorts!
ashleigh
May 4, 2012 at 7:40 pmi have tweeted as @ashlallan
Emma Hicks
May 4, 2012 at 8:05 pmHow do you handle a dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly π
Peggy
May 4, 2012 at 8:48 pmThis is my little girls favorite
What did the banana say to the doctor?
I’m not peeling well.
GMacP
May 4, 2012 at 9:53 pmWhat’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!!!
Sarah
May 4, 2012 at 11:20 pmDid you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
That one gets me every time :$
Pauline B
May 5, 2012 at 6:58 amOld classic in our family…
‘Ask me if I’m an orange’
‘Are you an orange?’
‘Yes. Now ask me if I’m an apple’
‘Are you an apple?’
‘No, I’m an orange!’
katherine grieve
May 5, 2012 at 9:09 ami asked my 6 year old for a joke and this is what she came up with!
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Dr
Dr who?
You just said it!
katherine grieve
May 5, 2012 at 9:10 amHave tweeted
@norrisluvsmary
Kendal Sitford
May 5, 2012 at 9:18 amWhat do dinosaurs put on their chips?
Tomatosaurus!
My littlens think this is hilarious and they LOVE Justin!
Karen mcnulty
May 5, 2012 at 9:44 amWhy did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side x
Sarah Mills
May 5, 2012 at 10:52 amWhy did the banana go to the doctors? Being it wasn’t peeling very well!
olivia kirby
May 5, 2012 at 11:21 amWhat title did the chick win at college?
Most likely to succeed.
@olivia280177
olivia kirby
May 5, 2012 at 11:25 ami have tweeted @olivia280177
olivia kirby
May 5, 2012 at 11:26 amfollow via networked blogs xxx
kim richmond
May 5, 2012 at 11:46 amknock knock!
who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Dont cry, its only a joke!
Jane English
May 5, 2012 at 1:07 pmMy little Munchkin loves this one at the moment
What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don’t know!
Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!
He roars with laughter when he’s trying to tell it & is virtually crying by the time he gets to the punch line, its so funny to see.
Jane English
May 5, 2012 at 1:09 pmI’ve tweeted about the givaway. – @Jay21cee
Jane English
May 5, 2012 at 1:11 pmI’m following on Network Blogs – Jane English
Jane English
May 5, 2012 at 1:13 pmI also recieve your emails xx
Sarah Yates
May 5, 2012 at 1:28 pmThe funniest joke my daughter told me recently and made me chuckle is
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
I remember this from when I was a kid and its good to know its still doing the rounds.
Cheryll H
May 5, 2012 at 1:47 pmWhy is a Cadbury Button rude? Because it’s a Smartie in the nude!
I’d love to say this is my 5 year olds fave joke but it’s not, it’s mine! π @pipersky1
Cheryll H
May 5, 2012 at 1:49 pmI’ve retweeted:) @pipersky1
Cheryll H
May 5, 2012 at 1:50 pmAlready subscribe via email π @pipersky1
jayne
May 5, 2012 at 6:04 pmthis was my sons favourite joke
what do you call 2 robber? A pair of nickers!
jayne
May 5, 2012 at 6:07 pmretweeted @mcfcjuddy
Hayley Turner
May 5, 2012 at 8:48 pmMy daughters favourite joke is: ‘how did the farmer fix his jeans’ ……’with a cabbage patch’
sarah@tartanparkers.co.uk
May 5, 2012 at 9:01 pmWhat do you call a deer with no eyes? I’ve no idea!!
sarah@tartanparkers.co.uk
May 5, 2012 at 9:04 pmtweeted – @snarepuss
sarah@tartanparkers.co.uk
May 5, 2012 at 9:05 pmfollowed network blogs
kirsty
May 5, 2012 at 9:10 pmI love this joke:
What do you call a cat with 8 legs?
An Octo-puss
π
siobhan marie
May 5, 2012 at 9:20 pmwhy do bananas where sunscreen
because they peel
got it off my niece lol x
antonia
May 6, 2012 at 12:00 amjustin is funny heres my joke
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !
Champaklal Lad
May 6, 2012 at 12:59 amA gay boy walks into a kebab shop and asks for a pufta kebab.
The kebab shop owner said we do not serve pufta’s
MISS SARAH ELSDON
May 6, 2012 at 8:40 amQ. why was Cinderella no good at hockey?
A. because she was always running away from the ball!
Claire Pearman
May 6, 2012 at 11:24 amtwo fishes in a tank one says to the other how the heck do u drive this thing lololol
NicΕle stewart
May 6, 2012 at 4:59 pmHow many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
Nick
May 6, 2012 at 11:58 pmKnock Knock
Who’s there?
Ewen
Ewen who?
No, just me
claire hooper
May 7, 2012 at 11:25 pmWhy did tigger stick his head down the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!!