I have a little cBeebies addict, never happier than watching some of his favourite programmes, such as Chuggington, Mike the Knight and of course Mr Tumble. The man behind Mr Tumble, the very talented Justin Fletcher, has just released his first book for pre-schoolers, titled My First Justin’s Jokes.
The book is aimed at 2 years+ so perfect for my toddler. We’ve had lots of fun reading the jokes and looking at the pictures of Justin dressed up. Our favourite joke has to be –
What do you call an angry pea?
Grump pea!
The book includes jokes about animals and food as well as a range of seasonal jokes. Perfect entertainment for your little people. RRP ยฃ4.99
Giveaway:
I have 5 copies of the new book My First Justin’s Jokes by Justin Fletcher to giveaway to readers of the gingerbread house.
To enter simply tell me your favourite joke in a comment below.
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Oh my. Daughter LOVE Justin and has just started telling jokes – mostly totally random and unfunny.
She caught me out with this one the other day though:
“Which hand do you use to wipe your bum with Mum?”
“My left hand”
“Eeeeerrrr that’s disgusting, I use toilet paper!!” cue hysterical falling about.
RT’d @missielizzieb. Thanks for the competition
My oldest tells me this joke. Why did the banana not go to school?
Because he wasn’t peeling well. lol
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This is my 6 year old daughter’s latest joke!…
Why was Cinderella no good at playing hockey?
Because she was always running away from the ball!
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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon (poke him on)
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My sons favorite joke is why did the chicked cross the road – because he wanted to
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My little girl hasn’t told me any jokes yet but I remember this one from when I was little- What do you call a man with a seagull on his head- Cliff! @esthermate
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THIS IS FROM MY SON JOSEPH WARD AGED 11
IVE JUST SPENT THE LAST 2 WEEKS SAT ON A LARGE HARD BOOK…………………….. IT WAS MY ANNUAL HOLIDAY!
what’s the best time to go to the dentist?
2.30!!!
ONE ARMED BUTLERS- THEY CAN TAKE IT BUT THEY CANT DISH IT OUT!
My daughter newest joke is
Knock Knock
Who’s There
Bear
Bear Who
Bear Bum
What fish is asked to sign autographs?
A starfish
@blackburn_jonny
My sons is knock knock whose there? Doris Doris Who!?
Dor is closed please knock!!!!
Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the salad dressing…
Have also tweeted @rachiegr
People say Prison does n’t work.
But Nelson Mandela has n’t reoffended has he?
(My Fave Joke!)
What is black, white and red?
…a sunburnt penguin ๐
(the old ones are the best)
My granddaughter’s favourite joke is: What is a crocodile’s favourite game Snap? and you have to laugh at it so loud and so long as if you’ve never heard it before, even if she tells you it five times a day, bless her heart xxx
I’ve retweeted (unsure whether I had to tell you that I’d done this in a separate comment, apologies if I shouldn’t have). My twitter name is @Fiery_Fiend (I’m not fiery though just a very nice grandma, ha ha) xxx
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My son’s favourite at the moment (changes regulary) is one that he heard on Justin’s Gigglebiz show
man – Dr Dr i feel like a pair of curtains
dr – Well pull yourself together then.
He didn’t get it at first but when we explained it he found it hilarious, now i think everyone has heard it umpteen times!
have tweeted @mattalex2008
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How do you get get Pikachu on a bus?
Pokemon
Doctor, doctor I’ve got wind can you give me something?
Yes-here is a kite!
BOOM-BOOM!
One of my son’s many jokes is “How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!”
Retweeted @tammyRachel
We went to the zoo but there was only one dog. It was a shitzu
That made me spit out my tea! Fab joke ๐
Joke girls love-
Q: What’s the best cheese to hide a pony in?
A: Marscapone … boom boom!
Following Networked blogs (anthea) and tweeted.
A classic: knock knock, who’s there, doctor, doctor who!
How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
With a cabbage patch !!!!
How did Robin Hood tie his shoe-laces?
With a long bow!
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whats brown blue and white a fridge in climbing a tree in a wrangler a jacket ! why is it funny i dont know i think the whole point is it dosent make sense lol my mum use to always tell me this when i was little and burst out laughing i think she might see a different side to it haha x
My 4 year old has one joke she likes to tell
Where do fish keep their money? in a river bank
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A SHEEP WITH A RADIATOR?
CENTRAL BLEATING!
TWEETED @LSULLYSULLIVAN
Why did Hansel eat all the liquorice off the witch’s house?
It takes all sorts!
i have tweeted as @ashlallan
How do you handle a dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly ๐
This is my little girls favorite
What did the banana say to the doctor?
I’m not peeling well.
What’s yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!!!
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field!
That one gets me every time :$
Old classic in our family…
‘Ask me if I’m an orange’
‘Are you an orange?’
‘Yes. Now ask me if I’m an apple’
‘Are you an apple?’
‘No, I’m an orange!’
i asked my 6 year old for a joke and this is what she came up with!
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Dr
Dr who?
You just said it!
Have tweeted
@norrisluvsmary
What do dinosaurs put on their chips?
Tomatosaurus!
My littlens think this is hilarious and they LOVE Justin!
Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side x
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Being it wasn’t peeling very well!
What title did the chick win at college?
Most likely to succeed.
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knock knock!
who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Dont cry, its only a joke!
My little Munchkin loves this one at the moment
What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?
I don’t know!
Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!
He roars with laughter when he’s trying to tell it & is virtually crying by the time he gets to the punch line, its so funny to see.
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The funniest joke my daughter told me recently and made me chuckle is
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick!
I remember this from when I was a kid and its good to know its still doing the rounds.
Why is a Cadbury Button rude? Because it’s a Smartie in the nude!
I’d love to say this is my 5 year olds fave joke but it’s not, it’s mine! ๐ @pipersky1
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Already subscribe via email ๐ @pipersky1
this was my sons favourite joke
what do you call 2 robber? A pair of nickers!
retweeted @mcfcjuddy
My daughters favourite joke is: ‘how did the farmer fix his jeans’ ……’with a cabbage patch’
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I’ve no idea!!
tweeted – @snarepuss
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I love this joke:
What do you call a cat with 8 legs?
An Octo-puss
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why do bananas where sunscreen
because they peel
got it off my niece lol x
justin is funny heres my joke
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !
A gay boy walks into a kebab shop and asks for a pufta kebab.
The kebab shop owner said we do not serve pufta’s
Q. why was Cinderella no good at hockey?
A. because she was always running away from the ball!
two fishes in a tank one says to the other how the heck do u drive this thing lololol
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ewen
Ewen who?
No, just me
Why did tigger stick his head down the toilet?
He was looking for pooh!!